Of course your parents are going to make the hugest possible deal out of this. First of all, your father has hated me since day one. I have been nothing but kind and accepting to him and he still looks at me with contempt because I somehow "coaxed" you into premarital sex. So I'm already the devil in his mind. And your mother is going to look at me and be like "well, there's another Donna." The Donna who has OCD and can't keep a job for two seconds and went to jail, and all of these awful things. But I'm not your aunt donna, I'm a girl who made a horrible mistake.

And what the hell does robbing your family have to do with anything? I've NEVER stolen from you or your family. The worst I've done is take some bananas from Target on accident, and some trashbags from the place I nannied because I had none. How does being a prostitute have ANYTHING to do with harming your family?? Yes, I was desperate, but I did not at any point, take anything from you or your family. Don't you think I would have done that by now if that was my intention? I would have done that years ago.

Your dad already hated me, your mom assumes I will become a Donna. I love you and you love me. I made a mistake. It's over. I never have to go back. That is that. I'm human. Humans make mistakes. And for that I am sorry.